"Just wanted to tell you that the Ugly Tarts were a huge hit at the 'La Strada' evening in Roma. Both Allan and yourself were a joy to work with, thoroughly professional, mixed seamlessly with a truly international company and were the client's favourite act of the whole evening. I am so glad that we booked you and hope that you enjoyed the evening as much as I did. All very Italian!"
Grenville Houser, Producer, Microsoft Gala Evening, Rome

Great legs. Shame about the face... Geeks on the game.